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NIGHT

GOING TO BED.

Hmm. You’re kinda weird. :O

Your mouth’s open again, are you really that hungry?

Because I’m not a puppy!

I didn’t say you were, just that you reminded me of one!

Aww, I upset you and now you’re trying to upset me! Good try. I may be pregnant, but you might wanna put in some effort.

You, upset me?

Please. You’re just an uglyass dumb little loser fuck and you look like you’re 50 or something. Don’t even try to put yourself on the same level as me.

Aw. :(

Why? It’s not a bad thing.

Sarcasm works wonders.

Not for you. It just seems like you’re stupid.

Actually, it wasn’t the sarcasm. You really are stupid.

You’re my new favorite.

Thanks bebz.

Why?

I’m not really sure. You just do!